20 April 2015

Archie

"'I bought this in a Muggle shop,' said the old wizard stubbornly. 'Muggles wear them.'
'Muggle WOMEN wear them, Archie, not men, they wear these,' said the Ministry wizard, as he brandished the pinstriped trousers.
'I'm not putting them on,' said old Archie in indignation. 'I like a healthy breeze round my privates, thanks.'"

- Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Ch. 7